Touch'pas à mon biniou
- genus: Comedy
- Studio: Critère Films
- keyword: hotel, card game, tourist, stolen money, normandy, france, bus driver, bagpipe, domineering wife, 1980s, stingy, attempted seduction
- cast: Sim, Florence Blot, Henri Génès, Jeannette Batti, Gérard Croce, Robert Rollis